Total Medals Earned: 73 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 645 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/295 points)
Start The Game
Get Defeated by a Nerd
Defeat Jack
Defeat Luis
Defeat ninjamuffin99
Defeat Tom Fulp
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 30/34 (270/405 points)
Complete the first level
Complete the second level
Complete the third level
Complete the fourth level
Complete the fifth level
Complete the sixth level
Complete the seventh level
Complete the eighth level
Complete the ninth level
Complete the tenth level
Complete the eleventh level
Complete the twelfth level
Complete the thirteenth level
Complete the fourteenth level
Complete the fifteenth level
Complete the sixteenth level
Complete the seventeenth level
Complete the eighteenth level
Complete the nineteenth level
Complete the twentieth level
Complete the twenty first level
Complete the twenty second level
Complete the twenty third level
Die to blood
Die to a saw
Die to a cannon
Die 10 times
Die 25 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Complete the final level
Beat a previously set time
Complete all levels
Unlock all medals
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 12/18 (145/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 10/20 (50/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 10/13 (50/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Watch all animations
Medals Earned: 4/9 (45/90 points)
Red
Black
I need some beats
Green
Blue
Yellow
Pink
You watched the paint dry
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)
Begin The Ascent
Complete The First Day
Complete The Second Day
Complete The Third Day
Complete The Game